'Twas chilling, how the geeky hordes
Watched anime each single day
Katanas were the plastic swords
In the Naruto cosplay
"Beware the Wapanese, my son!
Though skin is white, they think they're Jap
Beware the weeaboo and shun
The rabid fan of Gackt!"
He took his .45 in hand
Long time the pasty foe he sought
So rested he by Hello Kitty
As on a screen, mechas fought
And as these giant robots fought,
The Wapanese, with gelled-up hair
Came with a manga she just bought
Squealing "Kawaii desu ne!"
One, two! One, two! Double-tap times two!
The .45 did more than jack
He shot her dead, filled that bitch with lead
He wished he had a Ma
We are an ignorant, apathetic nation of losers. We have more opportunities than ever before. What has all of the hard learned lessons brought us? We're fatter, lazier, and stupider than ever. THESE are the Dark Ages.
We have reality shows so we can experience life without having to put down our Big Macs.
Books are made into movies, shortened for our commercial attention spans.
Pop stars (no longer can most be rightfully called musicians) rewrite the same drivel to a different computer generated beat.
In a few years, the pre-teens of today, whose heroes are rappers and the mindless elite, will be able to vote.
Who cares about Iraq, North
Twilight vs. Harry Potter by Keliera-the-wolf, literature
Literature
Twilight vs. Harry Potter
I'm tired of people trying to justify the 'Twilight is better than Harry Potter' thing.
"OMG EDWARD & BELLA 4EVER!" "I WISH MY BF WAS HOT LIKE EDWARD!!!!1!!11"
People, Twilight isn't a book, its firewood. The Harry Potter series out-awesomes it by A LOT.
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Reasons
1. The Harry Potter Characters are believable. The Twilight ones make no sense.
Just a few examples,
Harry is hotheaded, skinny, small for his age, has bad vision, and has the occasional 'idiot moment'. He is willing to give up his girlfriend because he might die, not because he's "dangerous." He grows incredibly well as a character, starting out as an unsure little kid, an